NARRATION

 
- 1st Comedic Rock Band Memoir (3M, 1F) (NSFW) -
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- 3rd Space Opera Sci-Fi (2M, 1F) -
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- 1st YA Middle Grade Horror (1M, 1F, 2 Lawn Gnomes) -
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- 3rd Adventure/Survival Boat Party (3M, 2F) -
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- 3rd YA Minecraft Fantasy (2M, 3 Zombies, 1 Posh Pigman) -
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- Nonfiction - Motivational Religion & Philosophy -
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Image: Brian smirks, wearing a black leather jacket with silver zippers, a slight smirk on his face.

ACCENTS

- British RP -
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- Working Class British -
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- General Southern -
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- Transatlantic -
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- Arabic Accent - As Seen on "The Chosen" Se 02 Ep 04 -
Specialized Knowledge:
B.A. Theatre, B.A. Communication, and B.A. Music; Emphases in Acting, Dramatic Writing,
Media Production, and Vocal Performance; Minor in Religious Studies;
Professional Musician (Epitaph Records), Played the Vans Warped Tour 2006 & 2007;
Creative Consultant to Fortune 500 Companies; Certified Barista; Creative Director at Non-Profits; 
Retail Investor (Ape) Fighting for Market Transparency; Soccer Goalie for 20 Years;
Certified Rock Climber; Survivor of a Near-Death Experience; PTSD
Narration Coach: Elise Arsenault

Ethnicities: English, Irish, Welsh, Scandinavian, & Arabian
Recording Setup: 6'x8' Gretch-Ken Isolation Room, PreSonus PD-70 or Neumann TLM 49,
FetHead Preamp, Clarett 2-Pre USB-C, M1 Mac Mini, ATH-M50x

All samples recorded using this home studio setup.
Brian Telestai is an American actor based in the Pacific North West who works in film, audiobooks, VO, television, and theatre. Brian’s career in the entertainment industry started as a musician on The Vans Warped Tours in 2006 & 2007 as a founding member of the post-hardcore band I Am Ghost on Epitaph Records (bass/keys/orchestration). Although he has a gold record on his wall, Brian is equally proud of his ukulele cover of Lil Jon's "Get Low".

His voice has been described as warm, approachable, articulate, engaging, and full of personality. He loves sinking his acting teeth into a compelling villain in a fantasy or a pair of friends with pithy, comedic dialogue. Brian is excited by stories and character arcs that champion the underdog and highlight the struggles of the human condition. He has been cast as the confident jackass, the millennial professor or assistant, and the intellectual best-friend.

Brian is proud to have narrated over a dozen independent titles, as well as books with Penguin Random House, Audioworks (Spotify), and Simon & Schuster. He loves voicing and reading Sci-Fi, YA Horror, Motivational and Environmental Nonfiction, Men's Mental Health, Musician Memoirs, and Adventure/Survival.


Over Thanksgiving of 2021, Brian was involved in a near-death experience along the Oregon beach. While running, Brian accidentally stepped into a sinkhole, where he shattered the radial head in his right arm and dislocated his elbow. Blacking out from the pain, Brian came to while being hit by waves. He managed to climb out of the water with his remaining 3 limbs and save his own life by scaling the side of a cliff. After a joint replacement, he has been healing physically and mentally, with a renewed desire to create art that will outlive himself.

When not narrating or acting, Brian can be found forest bathing along the Boise river, writing and producing musical screenplays, hiking and rock-climbing throughout the Pacific Northwest, helping his wife of 15 years with her performing arts camps, or snuggling with their two tuxedo cats. 

​Brian was also a featured model for dozens of Hot Topic's store-front posters and internet catalogue. As an actor, you can see Brian in horror and sci-fi films, with selections at the Boston Sci-Fi Film Festival and Sun Valley Film Festival, as well as season 2 of the Bible-era drama, The Chosen. Brian's theatrical credits include work with the Idaho Shakespeare Festival, Migration Theory (Boise), Dramatic Adventure Theatre (NYC/Tanzania), and Alley Repertory Theatre (Boise). Brian has also been interviewed and featured in dozens of national and international publications, radio shows, and tv shows. 

To work with Brian Telestai, email him at Brian.Telestai@gmail.com.

Join Brian every Monday Morning in the "Narrators' Workout" room on Clubhouse!

Brian is also the creator and host of the "Narrators' Workout" room in the Audiobooks club, every Monday at 9 AM PT/ 12 PM ET / 5 PM UK.

This room is a pressure-free zone where narrators “work out” together by reading a 1 minute selection.

Constructive peer feedback is provided, featuring a new genre each week!

Co-moderated with Jennifer Aquino and Deanna Anthony.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:

Smart Senior Man

"You captured and absolutely nailed the tone I wanted! I can’t imagine someone else doing a better job with what I wanted said and how I wanted it read."

D.B. RAMSEY
AUTHOR

"Just listened to everything.

Wow my friend.

You really knocked this out of the park. Love it."

SEAN FRAZIER
AUTHOR & MUSICIAN

“I am certain that if I read the book, I would not have enjoyed it as much as I did listening to it. I found the narrating to really enhance the story and kept me enthralled." 

LISTENER REVIEW
of "Rock & Roll Children"

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